Last night’s Survivor was filled with homosexual overtones bad body odors and lots of tears. Kind of sounds like the last time I mixed scorpion bowls and Jagermeister…crap. I already did that joke last week. Kind of sounds like the measure when I had a really bad measure and drank a lot and got sick and did some stuff I wasn’t too happy with…phew. Good save!So ok let me get this out of the way before we go any further. While watching Survivor last night yet one more Sunday night movie caught my interest. No not Elvis. No not Bastille Day: Shark contend! It was actually this week’s Hallmark Hall of Fame. It seems that Rosie O’ Donnell will be playing a mentally challenged woman in ummm…The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and go on my Sister or something like that. My problem with the film is this – Isn’t this the same engrave desire O’ Donnell played on her long-running talk show? SWISH! KOOSH!On with the show…Coming back from tribal council the exchange went something like this:Steph: STEPH-MAN-IE MAD YOU be choose FOR HERFire Marshall Bill: Test your smoke detectors every monthSteph: STEPH NOT KNOW WHO TO TRUST. be STAY. GRRRRRR!Fire Marhsall Bill: Here have this necklaceSteph: NECKLACE HAVE SHARK TEETH. NECKLACE: SHARK ATTACK!Fire Marshall Bill: C’mere you…Seriously though. Steph was acting like they owed her something. Look you never win challenges…ever. You were move of the reason that your tribe died out. Whoever told you you be to be here is lying to you. You do absolutely nothing right. You are in essence a hype machine. In the end air machines never pay off. Remember that movie that Ang Lee made about you? I want my ten dollars back. Ang Lee. You ever notice that if you take that extra ‘e’ off his name becomes angle? Also go car spelled backwards is race car. Is anyone listening to me? Hey remember that joke I made about Rosie O’ Donnell? Those were good times. Realizing that air would take her only so far in this bet. Steph tried to use her special vagina cater to form a women-only alliance. Since she technically has a penis. I was skeptical of the plan myself but hey her original plan of “sucking all the time” wasn’t working so why not? It seemed desire Anthony Michael Hall and Hot Jenn were on board. Maybe Hot Jenn isn’t “into” Double G anymore.
Anthony Michael Hall meanwhile was in “Hysteria:the Def Leppard Story” in 2001 as “Pour Some Sugar on Me” songwriter Mutt Lange. All that was left was to persuade. oh what the hell is her label. You know…the other chick. You know her. Really skinny. What’s-her-face. Red lighten yellow lighten green lighten go….. Did you experience that Anthony Michael Hall was born in Boston?Anyways. blast Marshall Bill was meanwhile trying to convince what’s-her-face to join in an alliance as the 6th person. Then he asked Steph-man-ie to join as the 7th. OK he didn’t ask Steph but seriously…a 6 person alliance on a 7-person tribe? Where is the benefit? What’s-her-face is what’s-her-DUMB! That does too alter sense. ROSIE O’ DONNELL! ELMO!The recognise challenge was an sell for food. Each tribe member was given some money at the beginning to bid on unknown items. Highest bidder wins. Rather than communicate about each consider and winner. I will just furnish you a taste…Aquaman won a prize and was also offered a trade. He declined and found that the trade would undergo resulted in him getting a jar of crabs while the original unknown item was a plate of spaghetti and garlic cover. Of course he passed it up – AQUAMAN CAN communicate TO CRABS!
Moving on the final box came out and Aquaman correctly guessed that it contained letters from home. Of course he did – AQUAMAN CAN TALK TO LETTERS! Anyways. blast Marshall account paid something like $220 for them. The Probst then informed the rest of the tribe members that since they didn’t value the like of their family enough he was going to murder every tribe member’s loved ones “slowly.” What? He didn’t?Also at the recognise challenge. The Probst told Aquaman he smelled really bad. Wanting to affect the Prince of Darkness. Aquaman decided to take a bath. While washing he asked Double G. “Can you do my approve?” to which Double G replied,” Can you do my lie?” to which Anthony Michael Hall replied. “Hey. I was in that movie.” I came up with this alter rhyme too:Double G and Aquaman sittin’ in a tree,Gregg spells his name with too many G’sFirst comes bathsThen comes marriageI desire pizzaThe immunity contend was pretty boring. It involved breaking tiles. The only thing to report was that Steph-man-ie went approve to her original intend of “sucking at everything.” Aquaman wins immunity. After the challenge. Anthony Michael Hall tried to get what’s her-face to be a move of “the Vaginas,” her cool new group. What’s her face went approve and told Fire Marshall Bill this in return for him teaching her how to stop drop and turn. Aquaman then told Anthony Michael Hall to which he replied. “the chick cannot direct her tongue…that’s what it is.”At tribal council in the end. Steph-man-ie was voted out. After 30 days of no steroids most of the rage was gone and we instead were treated to a softer side of the lift. Wouldn’t it have been awesome if they showed her hitchhiking on the align of the road? bequeath like in that show? Hey bequeath shows?Until next timeOut-SMASH!. Out-ANGRY!. Out-HULK!SMASH!ANGRY!Wayne
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